What will you spend your $25 on? Probably a hardcover graphic novel.
How long have you been visiting TATE’S? 4 or 5 years.
How old are you? 33
How do you make a living? Exotic Dancing
If you could do ANYTHING, how would you make a living? Stand Up Philosopher
Do you have any pets? No
Do you have any tattoos? Left Buttock… Do not enter sign.
What was you favorite toy as a child? — Now? He-Man Action Figures
What is your most bizarre childhood memory? The night the mugger shot my parents and I swore revenge.
What is the one thing that irritates you the most? Pettiness
What is your favorite smell? The ones I extrude.
What do you collect? Comics, Hardcovers, Action Figures
What are some of your hobbies? Comic Collecting, Playing Videogames, Making others rue the day.
What is your Favorite Comic/Manga? Savage Dragon
What is your Favorite Anime/Cartoon? Futurama
What is your Most Favorite Movie? Rear Window
What is your Favorite Bumper Sticker? My other ride is your mom.
What is your Favorite T-Shirt? My TATE’S Halloween Sale shirt of course!
What is your Dream Car? 1960′s Batmobile
What superpowers do you wish you possessed? I wish I could make people poop themselves.
If you could banish anyone into the sun, who would it be? Glenn Beck
Which character on The Simpsons do you identify most with? Homer
Most treasured possession? My butt! It’s where I keep all my crap.
Do you have a homepage? No
What are your favorite websites? wwtdd.com, cracked.com, unreality-mag.com